Conversation between a guy and a female customer care agent:-
Lady: hello!!!. Good morning, thanks for calling (MTN/GLO/AIRTEL/ETISALAT/OTHERS) customer care service, my name is Judith, what’s your name and where are you calling from?
Guy: hi!!!. Morning, my name is Segun, and i’m calling from IB (Ibadan).
Lady: How may i help you, Segun?
Guy: I’m looking for a wife to marry.
Lady: is that why you called the customer care service Sir?
Guy: Yes, and i think i’m already in love with you…you know you have a very nice voice.
Lady: Hello, please, we only attend to issues about your (MTN/GLO/AIRTEL/ETISALAT/OTHERS) line, okay?
Guy: Yes O… This is an issue about my (MTN/GLO/AIRTEL/ETISALAT/OTHERS) line too…because i spend too much credit calling so many girls asking for their hands in marriage.
Lady: please, I would have to put an end to this call…
Guy: Baby please, don’t talk like that now. I promise to make you happy…you would be happy with me. can I have your number pls?
Lady: *raises her voice* come, mr man, I think something is wrong with you.
Guy: *cut in*… Hey! Hey!! Hey!!! Hold it there… I hope you can now feel how frustrating it is to receive a call and hear unsolicited rubbish? From today, warn yourself and every other staff of yours over there, let none of you call me with funny numbers, including the automated calls, only for it to be an advert or send me those silly unsolicited messages and adverts. You people disturb my phone on a daily basis as if i am dating your Network… Do have a wonderful weekend!!🙅🙅🙅🙅
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MJ Speaks 
I occasionally get calls to try to get me to add services so I can save money. I laugh at them and tell them I reduced servces with them to save money then I hang up on them. 🙂
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Loool…don’t mind them..it’s really annoying.
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I know it isn’t right but sometimes it’s kind of fun to mess with them and make them think that you are going to add a service then just change your mind and say no.
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Hahaha hahaha…💕💕💕💞
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I’ve been trying and trying to contact you on whatapp but I get a message that says I sent to an invalid destination so I don’t know what that means or what I am doing wrong.
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Send your number to my mail now, I will add you up.
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OK
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